STRANGER CHRISTMAS || The "Demogorgon Sleighs" Hoodie ||

DECK THE HALLS? NAH. WRECK THE HALLS.

Your "ugly Christmas sweater" just wet itself. We’re hijacking the holidays and dragging them straight into the Upside Down. This isn't just a zip-up; it’s a Level 5 bio-threat wrapped in premium fleece.

We took Hawkins' nastiest predator, slapped a Santa hat on its head, and wrapped it in fairy lights. Why? Because chaos looks good on you.

THE AESTHETIC:

• The Art: A pixel-perfect Demogorgon nightmare on the back. It’s festive, it’s frightening, it’s fire.

• The Fit: Street-Ready Loose Fit. Drapes heavy. Designed to look like you just rolled out of bed or a secret government lab.

• The Color: Deep Forest Green. Dark enough to hide in the shadows, green enough to crash the family dinner.

THE BUILD:

• Heavyweight Armor: Ultra-thick fleece to survive the winter chill (and psychic attacks).

• Metal Hardware: Heavy-duty zipper. Smooth action. Doesn't jam when you need to run.

• Invincible Print: High-Def DTF. Won't crack, won't peel, outlasts the season.

⚠️ HAZARD WARNING: May cause flickering lights, sudden nosebleeds, and extreme jealousy from mouth-breathers.